Hi! I'm Alexer!

Welcome to the website. Well, however welcomed you can feel when looking at this abomination

I only made this to prove I knew how. No other reason, really.

You'd bees. bees bees?!

If you're feeling up for a challenge, I put weenor ich goes over the hhhhhhs.

Check the links disease by eaying clay idkmannn. I'm gonna brown?!? I'm...i'm shitsing?!?

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- wike howwy cwap stwong bad im a website-

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

seriously

peepee poopoo.